And me with my ...I've got to take a photo of everything hopped out of the car - well it was blocking the road and was in danger...or was I in danger?
So I take a few photographs and try and get it to move by standing close (in sandals) hoping that it would got the other way, but this ballsey little character wasn't going anywhere so I shout to 'I'm alright jack' that I'm going to pick it up and move it, he said fine...be careful.
Just as I'm getting into position to grab it...a pickup goes past and the guy inside said 'you having trouble with that snapper?'
Erm yes, 'want help?' Oh that would be awfully kind (get out and help me 'I'm alright jack' !!!!!)
So out he gets with a broom and pushes it accross the road, well you would think it would be happy as we were helping it out of harms way but no it snapped and bit the broom and my was it fiesty, he wasn't a happy chappy but at least he's safe off the road, and wow did I have a lucky escape - could and would've taken my finger off aparently, my was I stupid!
Lucky - then the cops turn up! 'I'm alright soon gets out of the car to explain what we're doing! Aparently its mating season....well that explains everything...he wasn't going to budge he was on a booty call!
EGNY x
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